Living in Pleasantville

I always wanted 5 kids, 4 boys then 1 girl.  I had one girl and then one boy.  If I'd had 5,  i bet at least 2 of them would love me. 

ARGh belp!

😓  what the hell is going on here?

Hmmm. This is weird.

Not sure what I'm doing.   Think I need to get my laptop out and see if it still works. 

It's been a long time.

Ok. It's been a long time.
Can't see what I'm writing.   And it's in big letters.  And now I can't figure out how to post.   Hmmm

Holidays

"...like the tears of a clown.  When there's no one around."

When umbrellas disappear.

I know I had at least 3.  They disappeared so I had purchased a really large one in a cool print/color.  Then one day I  tried to use it and it tried to kill me.  Seriously.  If nothing else.....I'm sure it was extremely hilarious to the people waiting inside.  Remember, this was one of those huge umbrellas.   I forgot about the wind.  I will never forget that again.  I got two more big ones and will be glad to have them when it rains.  If it's windy I will just get soaking wet cuz there's no way I want  my obituary to say....died by umbrella attack.

What is happening?

Well let's see.  I sure as hell don't  remember posting these posts!  It all sounds familiar but I know I didn't blog.  Wow.  My memory is really getting bad.